People become the God they worship.
Have you noticed that God has similar sentiments as, let us say, shady characters.
I find those who preach ostentatiously about God are the least qualified to know about one.
It's not that I hate God, it's the other way around.
Religion is like meth: the more you sniff it, the more you want it.
All religions are human inventions, except, of course, yours and mine.
Adam and Eve were very lucky, they didn't have to date for a while before they had sex.
God seems to be too needy, he needs all people to think they really need him.
If God were a guy, I wouldn't want to hang out with him, for he's capricious and hard to please.
People say, God is watching ... it's about time he stops watching and starts doing.
Who officiated Adam and Eve's marriage, God?